Do you wake up wondering what Kim Kardashian is eating for breakfast? Or do you go to sleep desperate to know what Gigi Hadid will wear on the Red Carpet?
If so, you could be one of a high number of Britons suffering from an identified psychological condition: Celebrity Worship Syndrome.
What would you do if the emoji keyboard suddenly disappeared from your phone? Personally, my twenty-first century reflex would have me desperate to tweet a distressed face emoji, and this dependence on using the familiar little icons as forms of expression is not something I am alone in.